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/ Jacek, a Polish schoolboy, is told by \
| his teacher that he has been chosen to |
| carry the Polish flag in the May Day |
| parade. |
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| "Why me?" whines the boy. "Three years |
| ago I carried the flag when Brezhnev |
| was the Secretary; then I carried the |
| flag when it was Andropov's turn, and |
| again when Chernenko was in the |
| Kremlin. Why is it always me, teacher?" |
| |
| "Because, Jacek, you have such golden |
| hands," the teacher explains. |
| |
\ -- being told in Poland, 1987 /
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